Chapter 3 - Crazy Advertisement (2)
When Seo-joon clicked on it out of curiosity, the screen flickered once, and then a black screen appeared.
Judging by the ? mark in the center, it seemed to be a video.
“Is this a commercial video?”
Seojun pressed ?.
Hold on.
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The paradigm of transcendentalists is changing! A transcendent craze sweeping the entire universe!
These days, everyone is a transcendentalist~ a transcendentalist~ but how is transcendentalist training okay?
I want to be, but once I try, I have to change my life.
Until the uncertain future that may or may not be possible.
There were many people who hesitated to become transcendentalists because of that, right?
But with our transcendental academy, you don't have to worry about that!
Become a transcendentalist easily with the experience and know-how of professional transcendentalists!
From fighter transcendents to production workers and various transcendents!
The best transcendentalists in each field will teach you a sweat!
Gee! You say you don't have any talent?
Are you frustrated with the reality that no matter how hard you try?
Do not worry! Our academy's professional transcendental instructors have turned such students into transcendentalists countless times!
A total of tens of thousands of years of concentrated experience and know-how from instructors! Even customized assignments for each student!
If you follow each one, you too become a transcendent!
Are you still hesitant? Are you still not feeling well?
Let's take a look at the real experiences of the students!
『[Students who passed the 5th grade fabled class exam]: I reached the realm of the state immediately beyond the peak of transcendence, but I was engulfed in worldly anguish as I kept failing.
I was thinking of going back to the mundane world, but every time instructor Jang Sam-bong told me not to give up, you can do it, and taught me wholeheartedly. I am here because of instructor Jang Sam-bong and the Transcendent Academy. Thank you so much!”
『[Student who passed the 9th grade sword master exam]: I was a dull person who couldn’t even become a sword expert for the past 30 years. However, I came across the transcendent academy by chance and registered for it once, pretending to be deceived. But
I didn't think that would be the best choice of my life... I'm currently preparing for a 7th grade Grand Sword Master!”
I got my license. Hephaestus-nim's know-how was really helpful.”
After attending the Transcendent Academy~? My life has changed~!
After going to the transcendent academy~? My life has changed~!
The legend of passing the transcendent academy continues!
You who want to become a transcendentalist! Register now!
Hey, you can be a transcendentalist too.
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Click.
“What kind of crazy advertisement is this again?”
In the video that ended suddenly, Seo-joon became dazed as if he had lost his mind for a moment.
As the times change rapidly, advertisements for bad taste are popular these days, but this is not the case.
“5th grade fable class? 9th grade sword master? ha ha ha.”
Seo-joon burst into laughter without even realizing it.
Anyone can see that it is an aggro advertisement. However, Seo-jun could not contain his curiosity.
Maybe this alone proves the effectiveness of this ad, Seo-jun thought.
“Let’s see...”
When I clicked the link attached to the video, the screen flickered once and I was connected to the site.
And that wasn't much different from any Hunter Academy's homepage.
but.
『[If you learn mana, you can see the world. (Instructor: Archmage Merlin)]
[If you do this exercise, anyone can do 3 to 500 tons. (Instructor: Hercules)]
[Basic of stick and spear skills. < Ran. me. Chal > (Instructor: Jecheon Daeseong)]]
“I am true.”
Seo-joon burst into laughter. At the same time, I thought that the concept was captured really well.
Instructors who use nicknames to be remembered well are widely known, but I have never seen a case of using a nickname like this.
“This makes me more curious.”
I rummaged a little further out of incessant curiosity. It wasn't long before I realized there was an orientation video.
Like other academies, it was possible to view without having to sign up for a separate membership.
“Let’s just look at one.”
After thinking about it for a while, Seo-jun thought about [the basics of stick and spear skills. Click < Ran.Na.Chal >].
Then, a monkey holding a huge stick was reflected on the still screen.
It is not much different from the image of Jecheon Daeseong that Seo-joon knows.
“Ha ha ha ha ha. You didn't just name it that way, did you take the concept itself like that?”
Seo-jun burst into laughter and pressed the play button on the video, and the monkey on the screen started moving.
[Nice to meet you, students! First of all, it's an orientation, so I should briefly introduce myself, right? I am Jecheon Daesung. My real name is Son Oh-gong.]
The monkey in the video, or Son Oh-gong, smiled and continued.
[As you can see, the main weapon is this. Yeouibong. for a moment! Are there any students who are thinking about how to teach spearmanship while using sticks as their main weapon? But you don't know that!]
Son Goku said as if explaining to someone in front of him.
[Basically, stickmanship is not much different from spearmanship. Are you real? A spearman who became a transcendent not too long ago was my disciple. don't lie? Hey, it's true. Can you contact me?]
At that moment, Son Goku raised his hand into the air. There was a moment of silence and nothing happened.
[Keuhmm, he must be busy... Anyway! I'm saying that transcendental students who practice spears can listen to my lecture!]
Son Oh-gong awkwardly scratched the back of his head and continued.
[What you will learn in this lecture is the basic rannachal of stick and spear skills. As you can see from the title, it is a basic course, so students with a certain level of knowledge should take the advanced lecture instead of this lecture. Of course, there are still students who don't know anything.]
[First of all... Rannachal is the three forms of spears and sticks. All stickmanship and spearmanship start from here.]
[Hmm, don't you feel it just by talking about it? I'll show you.]
When Son Goku turned around, he saw a huge mountain behind him. Compared to that gigantic mountain, Son Goku seemed like a small dot.
Then, Son Oh-gong tightly wrapped his fist around what looked like a woman's stick.
[First, Ran. It is a movement that bounces outward as an abduction.]
Son Oh-gong slowly swung the Yeouibong from the inside to the outside. slow motion.
However, the results were not so simple.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
With a tremendous roar, the huge mountain that existed in the background exploded at once.
“What is this...”
[The second is me (拿). The action of pulling the bouncing rod inside as if it were wrapped around it.]
With Son Goku's words, Yeoui-bong, which had been swung, returned to the inside of the gold.
At the same time, heaven and earth turned upside down, and fragments of the scattered earth soared into the sky.
Whoaaaaagh!
Even though it was only a screen, it seemed that the enormous wind pressure was vividly felt beyond it.
[Finally hit. It pierces it like a single dot.]
Aaaaaaa!
Landscapes raging like a storm. Soon after, the huge mountain that existed in the background disappeared from the corrected screen.
It was as if the mountain never existed there from the beginning.
Son Oh-gong brushed his hands as if he didn't care.
[This is the basic lan (欄) or chal (扎) among the basics of sticks and spears. To learn the Cheonwol Yuseongbong, which I will teach you later in the advanced course, you basically need to learn it. Well... can you get a rough idea of this?]
[Okay then, the orientation ends here! See you in the next lecture!]
Just like that, the screen stopped and the video ended. and floating windows.
< Do you want to attend this lecture? >
< If you complete this lecture, you will learn 'Jecheon Daeseongsik - Rannachal(欄拿扎)[S]'. >
“What is it...?”
is it graphic?
Seo-joon was dazed for a moment at the overwhelming sight that could only be explained like that.
Even an S-class hunter who says he has something to do with it will never do that.
As if possessed by something, Seo-joon pressed the ‘take' button.
< Are you sure you want to move to the member registration window? >
Press and hold.
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< Membership registration fee will be charged. >
< Calculation of causality rate to measure user's appropriate membership registration fee... >
“It costs money just to sign up?”
And if it is a membership fee, what else does it mean to calculate the causal rate of membership fee?
As Seo-jun stared at the screen with an absurd expression, the screen flickered and a new window popped up.
< Member registration fee: 40000000 ? >
(Please note that the tuition fee after membership registration may vary depending on the member's situation and causality rate.)
“Hey, you scammers.”
Seo-joon turned off his smartphone.
Seo-joon's steps, which woke up early the next morning, were somehow light.
Perhaps because of this, a pervasive smile appeared on Seo-joon's face the whole time he was working.
but just one
Cheer.
‘Ugh...! Somehow it seems to have gotten a little worse...'
Today was the best day for Seo-joon, except for the pain in his leg that had been going on since yesterday.
“What are you doing, why do you look so swollen today?”
“Ah Mancheol. hello.”
Perhaps because of Seo-joon's expression, Seo-joon smiled slightly at Man-cheol's disapproving voice.
Seo-joon loaded the body he was carrying into the truck, and Man-cheol approached Seo-joon and asked.
“Are your legs still like that?”
“no. just a little bit.”
“No, Sea Pearl. Don't get sick and go to the hospital.”
“are you okay. You are much better than yesterday.”
“Anyway, that stubbornness…”
Mancheol shook his head. Then he took a look at Seo-jun's face and said.
“Seeing your expression, are you thinking of going today?”
“haha. I can't fool you either.”
Seo-joon laughed lightly and Man-cheol said with a somewhat sad expression.
“Then I can’t see you anymore?”
“no. We have some time until class starts. It will continue to appear for about a month…”
“Just take a month off. In the future, I will have to train hard and roll. Take care of your legs during that time.”
“You know you can’t.”
“Life Sea Pearl.”
Mancheol licked his lips while saying that.
“So, have you decided where to register?”
“yes. It's called Ark Academy. The instructors here are also good. But in fact, the most important thing rather than instructors is student care. If you look at the evaluation of the successful students...”
Then Seo-joon started talking about the facilities and the learning atmosphere.
The explanation continues without knowing the end.
“Stop, stop. I don't know what you're saying, so I won't listen.”
In the end, Seo-joon was able to stop talking only after Man-cheol waved his hand as if he didn't want to hear it.
“Ha ha...”
Seo-joon laughed awkwardly at his excitement.
Suddenly, Seo-joon thought about what happened yesterday and asked Man-cheol.
“ah! mister. Have you ever heard of a transcendent academy?”
“Academy for transcendentalists? Is that Hunter Academy too? That's a great name, Sea Pearl.”
In a word, Mancheol's words that he had not even heard of. Seojun was lost in thought for a moment.
‘What the hell are you doing here?'
In fact, this morning, Seojun was curious and searched for a transcendent academy.
However, there was no information about the transcendent academy anywhere except that they could not find the search term.
I even tried to find the commercial video I saw yesterday, but strangely I couldn't find it.
Rather, was there a Hunter Academy that he did not know about?
“ruler! Today's work ends with this! Thank you all for your hard work!”
Then I heard a cry that the work was over.
“hot!”
Seo-joon suddenly came to his senses and shook off the thoughts that came to him.
Anyway, that's not what's important now.
“mister! I'll go alone!”
Seo-joon ran out without waiting for Man-cheol's answer.
The appearance of Seo-joon, who is quickly moving away.
“Fucking bastard. Would it be that good?”
Mancheol burst into laughter as he watched Seojun run away from behind.
“work hard.”
And it was just then that Mancheol turned around and walked away.
Iron pudduck.
Suddenly, an ominous sound came from the direction Seo-jun ran.
Mancheol slowly turned his head with a feeling of unbelief.
And at the same time, Mancheol's body rushed forward.
“Seojun!”