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Chapter 27: If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 27 - Bros are Professionals!

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Chapter 27: Bros are Professionals!

In the end, the door of opportunity always opens for the worthy.

Everyone glanced at Luzhu, then at Ye Ning, suppressing their envy and congratulating him one after another.

“Congratulations, Lord Ye!”

“Congratulations, Brother Ye!”

“Today, with the completion of this town and country poem, and being invited by a beauty, it will surely become a legendary tale for generations to come!”

The congratulations from the crowd brought a smile to Ye Ning’s lips.

You think I’m heading to a land of tenderness.

You’re wrong. Bro’s heading to the execution ground!

“I’ll go up first.”

Ye Ning didn’t forget what he was striving for. After nodding to Liu Sanyuan, he went straight up.

To him, Xiao Qianqian wasn’t a seductive beauty but an executioner who could send him to his death.

Woman, I advise you not to underestimate me!

You really have to kill me…

“Brother Ye, please.” Liu Sanyuan quickly bowed.

There was a playful look in his eyes.

As it turned out, everyone had underestimated Ye Ning.

The person upstairs might be quite shocked by now.

Things suddenly became interesting.

Before this, Liu Sanyuan thought it was just a simple test, but now, he felt that for Xiao Qianqian, it might not be just a test either.

Women tempt men. That’s reasonable.

But conversely, outstanding men also attracted women.

Look at the courtesans in the Spring Wind Pavilion, they were all like crazy.

Ye Ning just needed to beckon, and they would probably rush to his bed…

Could Xiao Qianqian resist such a man?

Who was testing whom?

Ye Ning, of course, didn’t know about Liu Sanyuan’s twisted sense of humor. At this moment, under everyone’s gaze, he walked towards the top floor.

Passing by the attic where the eight leading courtesans resided, the eight equally stunning beauties all followed Ye Ning with their eyes.

When Ye Ning entered the room, they reluctantly withdrew their gazes.

Then, inadvertently, their eyes met.

Both could see hostility in each other’s eyes.

“Little slut, do you also want to compete for Lord Ye with me?”

“Do you even qualify? You’re only fit to be a chambermaid!”

Their eyes were blazing, and the smell of a battlefield emanated.

“What’s the point of competing? If Lord Ye enters her room, what does it have to do with us, sisters?”

At this moment, a courtesan said softly.

The women suddenly woke up to this fact.

For a moment, their hearts were filled with bitterness.

The person upstairs was like a great demon king, making them lose even the courage to compare.

“Alas, how unfortunate.”

Some sensitive souls burst into tears again.

After encountering such a man, how could they still look at other men?

Truly, “a thousand knots in the heart, with no place to complain.”

“Spread the word, we’re not receiving guests tonight.”

The eight leading courtesans collectively decided to take a break.

This left the lecherous men below confused and disappointed.

What’s it to you if Ye Ning goes to see Miss Xiao? Can’t you have some professional ethics?

Back to the point.

Until the moment Ye Ning entered the room, he was still pondering how he should proceed.

First and foremost, he needed to be clear that he was seeking death with all his heart. Any beauty was just a skeleton covered in makeup. When he became the Heavenly Emperor, he could have whatever he wanted.

He must not forget his original intention. No matter what the enemy looked like, he must not lose himself.

With this minimum goal in mind, things became easier.

Wanting to die wasn’t false, but how to die was still a problem.

Liu Sanyuan said that Xiao Qianqian was the mistress of a big shot. It was definitely a death sentence for an ordinary person to have desires on her.

But Ye Ning thought that he was not an ordinary person now.

With such great fame and accidentally showing such outstanding talent, if he just had simple desires, the big shot behind Xiao Qianqian might not necessarily kill him.

Therefore, he could only resort to drastic measures.

Physical contact?

Necessary!

He had to make people believe that he had given Xiao Qianqian a solid reason to suspect him of infidelity.

Only then could he provoke her murderous intent.

Ye Ning was well aware that for a man, being cuckolded was the greatest humiliation.

The bigger the big shot, the less they could bear such humiliation.

But the problem was, how far should he go?

If he just held hands or kissed, that counted. Then what else counted… how far should he go?

If he directly went there…

Wouldn’t that be too much of a loss?

He was the future Heavenly Emperor and a time traveler. He couldn’t let just any woman touch his body!

Just as his thoughts were shifting, he entered the room.

As soon as he entered, all his thoughts came to a halt.

Turns out, he didn’t see Xiao Qianqian at all.

All he could see was a white curtain…

The curtain obscured his view, and he could only vaguely see a graceful figure. The green silk was like a waterfall, and the robe was like clouds. The posture of sitting while playing the zither was slightly lazy, yet between movement and stillness, there was a serene and gentle demeanor.

I thought too much!

Ye Ning’s gaze became serious.

Understood, this woman has not been completely conquered by me yet!

The way the eight leading courtesans looked at Ye Ning gave him a misconception.

It made him instinctively think that Xiao Qianqian was the same as the eight leading courtesans.

But this one curtain showed him otherwise.

Xiao Qianqian had not been moved, or rather, she had not been moved enough.

This woman was indeed extraordinary!

Compared to the flashy women outside, the difficulty level was much higher.

But Ye Ning wasn’t worried. It just meant he had to go through more twists and turns.

Being reckless, bro’s a professional.

Seducing women, bro’s got plenty of tricks!

While Ye Ning’s mindset was shifting and he was starting a “confrontation” with Xiao Qianqian, Liu Sanyuan had already hurriedly left the Spring Wind Pavilion.

He carried the town and country poem with him, filled with joy.

This was a family heirloom!

He must take it back and cherish it.

But his path was blocked.

Luzhu leaned against the wall, her tender white hand extended, smiling.

“Master Liu, my mistress wants this poem.”

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If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible — Chapters

Ch.1 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 1 - As Long as I’m Killed, Invincibility is Attained Jun 11 Ch.2 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 2 - Immortal Sect Pressures the Palace, Ready to Court Death at Any Time! Jun 20 Ch.3 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 3 - When Plans Fail, a Group of Treacherous Officials Come Jun 20 Ch.4 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 4 - This Official Swears to Death, Will Not Hand Over the Imperial Seal! Jun 20 Ch.5 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 5 - Talking to You, I'm Afraid I'll Get Dirty! Jun 20 Ch.6 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 6 - History as Evidence, Name as Vast as the Mountains and Rivers! Jun 20 Ch.7 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 7 - Kill if You Must, But I Will Never Betray the Country! Jun 20 Ch.8 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 8 - I Must Protect You! Jun 20 Ch.9 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 9 - Why Does Your Majesty Harm Me? Jun 20 Ch.10 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 10 - Who in This World Can Escape Death? Jun 20 Ch.11 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 11 - Triple Anomaly, Sensation in the Imperial Capital! Jun 20 Ch.12 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 12 - Magnanimous Spirit, The Immortal Sect is Afraid! Jun 20 Ch.13 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 13 - Don't Come Any Closer! Jun 20 Ch.14 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 14 - Lord Ye, You Are Mighty! Jun 20 Ch.15 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 15 - Endure Humiliation and Carry Heavy Burdens, the True Face of the Treacherous Minister! Jun 20 Ch.16 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 16 - Opening the Holy Court with the Luck of the Nation Jun 20 Ch.17 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 17 - Taking Off the Imperial Robe, Who Is the Number One Beauty in the World? Jun 20 Ch.18 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 18 - "If You Say So, I Won't Be Tired Anymore!" Jun 20 Ch.19 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 19 - The First Time in Two Lifetimes Jun 20 Ch.20 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 20 - If I Touch Her, I Will Die Horribly, Right? Jun 20 Ch.21 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 21 - No One Can Resist My Charm Jun 20 Ch.22 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 22 - Little Brother, You've Narrowed Your Path Jun 20 Ch.23 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 23 - Young Man, You're Truly Brave Jun 20 Ch.24 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 24 - Revealing Literary Talent, Creating a Unique Font! Jun 20 Ch.25 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 25 - A Thousand Jin of Paper, Words Becoming a National Treasure! Jun 20 Ch.26 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 26 - Oh No, They're Lusting After My Body! Jun 20 Ch.27 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 27 - Bros are Professionals! ← Current Jun 20 Ch.28 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 28 - What Are You Playing? Jun 20 Ch.29 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 29 - Is That It? Is That Your Level? Jun 20 Ch.30 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 30 - This Man, I've Got Him Under My Thumb! Jun 20 Ch.31 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 31 - Miss, Please Behave Yourself! Jun 20 Ch.32 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 32 - If You Want to Kill, Just Do It, Why talk too much? Jun 20 Ch.33 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 33 Jun 20 Ch.34 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 34 Jun 20 Ch.35 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 35 Jun 20 Ch.36 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 36 Jun 20 Ch.37 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 37 Jun 20 Ch.38 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 38 Jun 20 Ch.39 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 39 Jun 20 Ch.40 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 40 Jun 20 Ch.41 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 41 Jun 20 Ch.42 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 42 Jun 20 Ch.43 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 43 Jun 20 Ch.44 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 44 Jun 20 Ch.45 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 45 Jun 20 Ch.46 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 46 Jun 20 Ch.47 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 47 Jun 20 Ch.48 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 48 Jun 20 Ch.49 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 49 Jun 20 Ch.50 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 50 Jun 20 Ch.51 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 51 Jun 20 Ch.52 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 52 Jun 20 Ch.53 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 53 Jun 20 Ch.54 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 54 Jun 20 Ch.55 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 55 Jun 20 Ch.56 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 56 Jun 20 Ch.57 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 57 Jun 20 Ch.58 If I Don’t Die, I’ll Truly Be Invincible - Chapter 58 Jun 20