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Chapter 73: The Slime Farmer - Chapter 75: Walls are Made for Weapons

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Defi exited the store room.

In one hand were the decorative wall-sconces that had once been used to string up several tapestries in the house.

The sconces were aged crystal lamps which had stopped working due to the Emblem fading away with time. Leraine's family had been using them as wall mounts for framed embroidery or pressed flowers.

It was the same use he was putting them to.

He lifted the crystal lamp that was in his other hand. It was because of the wall-sconces that he'd bought it, thinking that crystals were the primary lamp fuel in Ascharon. The night market told him otherwise. The majority of lamps used oil.

Leraine's family must have been grand in their heyday, to use crystal lamps to light up the house.

He should look into getting permanent illumination for the house, he mused. It was not a priority. But perhaps in the reading area and the slime room.

He entered his bedroom, set the sconces on the wash-table, and lifted the lamp to consider his room.

The average Ontrean warrior-priest would mount the glaive over the bed headboard. But that was a privilege given to those who had officially passed the Sacred Trials.

Even if Defi technically passed, the Tablet of the Exalted would not carry his name as proof.

The common soldier would mount the blade somewhere visible, evidence of elevated status and entry into the king's forces. The central hall would be the best, for easy access, but Defi did not want to tempt the children.

The wall at the foot of the bed was too far away. If the room was breached, he could not reach it in time.

Beside the bedroom door then, was a good place. The bedroom's windows were high on the other wall. Though numerous, they were narrow and barred, only meant to let in light. The door was the greatest visible threat.

He took the sconces and put the lamp down.

The wooden skirt that hung down from the ceiling, old wood polished by time, left over from more generous times, was perfect. Defi installed the wall-sconces to hang below the skirt, at a height slightly below the level of his chest. Then unscrewed the upper parts, the main lamp where the crystals were supposed to be placed, leaving the curving lines of the undercarriage.

He placed the lamp heads on the wash-table, to be returned to the storage-room later.

He unwrapped the glaive that had been lying on his bed. The blade gleamed in the bluish-white crystal light, an oily patterned sheen he had not seen inside the shop.

He tapped his finger against the blade, felt it hum in the Current.

Ascharon knew how to make weapons that took power, he realized. And here he thought their primary forces were the battle emblems he'd seen deployed in conflicts twice now and the summoners of mystic beasts.

Was this what the blacksmith apprentice Charol meant by 'special' metal? He had only seen that the smith's skill was evident in a good quality weapon.

He hadn't been paying attention.

The glaive wasn't as well-made as the swords and spears given to the Church guardians, but for a common soldier it was enough to hand down to the next generation.

It was a good blade.

He lifted the weapon to the newly installed wall-sconces, then stepped back to study the arrangement.

It looked decent.

He went to the bed, then leaped to the wall and grabbed the glaive, going through a few basic stances smoothly. He nodded and placed the weapon back on its mounts.

There was a weapon in his room.

A part of him calmed, felt a little more at home in the house. The uneasy shadow in his mind that had been hovering since strangers had broken into the house dispersed a little.

He took the lamp, the discarded parts of the wall-sconces, and left the room.

It was time to feed the slimes.

*

The wall of the slime room, damaged in the intrusion last week, was now repaired. Karles and his workers were quick, and in a day the only mark that said there had been a problem was the newer-looking wood on half of the room's outer wall. Karles had even installed metal window grates to complement the wooden shutters.

Defi started setting out the slime food. The room was crowded with baskets of zaziphos and starcherry that his four new students gathered in return for lessons. Near the baskets were barrels of crab shells and carp bones.

He removed the slimes from the feeding baskets and placed them in individual basket-cages.

It took the slimes at least half a day to digest one feeding.

Apart from Turq, each of the surviving ten slimes in the house consumed 10 kilogar of feed a day. It was necessary to maintain a useful amount of slime extract.

Defi mixed the food into the feeding baskets. Of the feed items, zaziphos was the most numerous. He'd been using it to pad out most of the mixtures.

The ratios were all the same as when he started, though the allocation for Zav had 100% zaziphos because the savras sellers had not come to the Lowpool yet.

Zav's partner Ziv, he had buried under the pines nearest the river. Coming from a watery land, it seemed the appropriate place for the slime. Despite their acquaintance being brief, the savras extract Ziv helped make was a success that may bring promising profit.

Defi finished filling the feeding baskets with five kilogar of feed each. Before he put the slimes in, he extracted the usual litr of liquid from each of them.

In all, extraction and feeding and cleaning up took the better part of two hours. He was more efficient now than when he first began.

He put Turq into its own feeding basket. "I don't suppose you can split by digesting common ingredients alone?"

Unlikely, really.

But it would give him an additional slime that could replace Zivenof.

Defi let out an audible sigh.

Since savras extract was a recent experiment, there was not much of it. He still needed the apothecary's analysis before he could think of expanding. Replacing Ziv was not a priority at the moment.

What he should be doing was developing the farm and acquiring sustainable sources of slime food.

He headed out for his nightly routine of nourishing of the land and the hybrid Herbs.

The lamp swung from his hand.

Nearing the western garden plot, something stopped him, a sudden swirl in the Current. He tensed and immediately sunk Current into the land below him, spreading his senses through the earth.

There was no one around other than him, not within twenty mar of the boundaries of the homestead.

His brows furrowed.

He stood there, slowing the beating of his heart from the sudden fright.

He had not wanted to admit to himself, the intrusion into the house had rattled him more than he allowed himself to show. If this were Ontrea, he would have been moved to another residence and all the people who lived nearby questioned by the agents of Rimet to ensure that such a breach would not happen again.

This was Ascharon however, and the intrusion was not a threat directly aimed at him or the land of Rimet.

He knew that with the disappearance of the 'survey team' beyond his western border, he was safer than if he lived in a fortress. But instincts ingrained in him for eighteen years were not an easy thing to calm.

A part of him was insisting to leave and find a place other than this small town. The same part that berated him when he walked the streets without a sword at his side, that thrilled at the thought of war in another land, that was relieved when he acquired a weapon, that narrowed its eyes at every person who approached him. The part of him that was honed by expectations of the lord of Rimet.

This was Ascharon, he reminded himself, once more. This was Ascharon, and he was not here to become a warrior-priest. That path was closed to him.

Those who directed the intrusion had nothing to do with him, Defi repeated to himself. The intruders found nothing in the house to interest them. In their eyes, Defi was far in their past.

There was no one after him. No one but Ymirin, if she had not crossed back through the Gate. If she was still in Ascharon, whoever spread those rumors had mired her in the concerns of nobility. She'd be too busy to actively direct her search.

He'd mounted a glaive on his wall. He'd find the Emblem configuration that would protect both the house and land. There will be no one that could enter his place without permission.

Reassured, he reached out with the Current once more.

That's when he noticed the anomaly in the direction of the Herb plots.

The hybrid Shyleaf Herb was ready for harvest.

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Ch.1 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 1: Desislaf Rimet (1 of 3) Jun 10 Ch.2 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 2: Desislaf Rimet (2 of 3) Jun 14 Ch.3 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 3: Desislaf Rimet (3 of 3) Jun 14 Ch.4 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 4: The Gate to Another World Jun 14 Ch.5 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 5: Marmocha of Stahlchausses Village Jun 14 Ch.6 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 6: A Boar-Lizard of a Day Jun 14 Ch.7 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 7: The Hermit of the Little Treachery Jun 14 Ch.8 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 8: Terroir and Turquoise Jun 14 Ch.9 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 9: Detour Jun 14 Ch.10 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 10: Zaziphos Lake Soup Jun 14 Ch.11 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 11: The Feel of a Page Jun 14 Ch.12 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 12: Seakrait Bone is a Fool's Trophy Jun 14 Ch.13 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 13: A Day to Remember Jun 14 Ch.14 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 14: The Lowpool Invasion (1 of 6) Jun 14 Ch.15 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 15: The Lowpool Invasion (2 of 6) Jun 14 Ch.16 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 16: The Lowpool Invasion (3 of 6) Jun 14 Ch.17 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 17: The Lowpool Invasion (4 of 6) Jun 14 Ch.18 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 18: The Lowpool Invasion (5 of 6) Jun 14 Ch.19 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 19: The Lowpool Invasion (6 of 6) Jun 14 Ch.20 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 20: A Lake is Not a Constrained Sea Jun 14 Ch.21 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 21: What River Can Compare to My Desert Jun 14 Ch.22 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 22: A Life's Work (1 of 2) Jun 14 Ch.23 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 23: A Life's Work (2 of 2) Jun 14 Ch.24 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 25: Budding Plans Jun 14 Ch.25 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 26: The View Differs Where I Stand Jun 14 Ch.26 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 27: Let's Start With a Slime Warehouse Jun 14 Ch.27 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 28: A Town's Early Morning (1 of 2) Jun 14 Ch.28 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 29: A Town's Early Morning (2 of 2) Jun 14 Ch.29 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 30: Strengthening Bones Jun 14 Ch.30 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 31: Summoning and Unsummoning Slimes Jun 14 Ch.31 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 32: Pork and Beans with Rice Jun 14 Ch.32 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 33: Red Lady Ale Jun 14 Ch.33 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 34: The Tavern Fight that Never Happened Jun 14 Ch.34 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 35: The Day Ends Jun 14 Ch.35 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 36: The Mad Inkseller Jun 14 Ch.36 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 37: Samad, Ascharon Style Jun 14 Ch.37 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 38: A Walk in the Countryside, With Children Jun 14 Ch.38 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 39: You Stole My Land! Jun 14 Ch.39 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 40: For the Warmth of Camaraderie and the Eating of Food Jun 14 Ch.40 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 41: Turq and the Northern Farm Jun 14 Ch.41 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 42: Thinking Too Much Jun 14 Ch.42 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 43: Calor Ducan, Esq. Jun 14 Ch.43 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 44: End the Morning in Frowns Jun 14 Ch.44 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 45: A Mixed Day Jun 14 Ch.45 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 46: Buying Nobility? What Heretic Came Up With That? Jun 14 Ch.46 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 47: The Spear of the Falling Star Jun 14 Ch.47 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 48: The Missing Caravans Jun 14 Ch.48 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 49: The Missing Caravans 2 Jun 14 Ch.49 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 50: The Missing Caravans 3 Jun 14 Ch.50 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 51: The Missing Caravans 4 Jun 14 Ch.51 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 52: The Missing Caravans 5 Jun 14 Ch.52 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 53: The Missing Caravans 6 Jun 14 Ch.53 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 54: The Missing Caravans 7 Jun 14 Ch.54 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 55: The Missing Caravans 8 Jun 14 Ch.55 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 56: The Missing Caravans 9 Jun 14 Ch.56 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 57: The Missing Caravans 10 Jun 14 Ch.57 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 58: The Missing Caravans 11 Jun 14 Ch.58 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 59: The Missing Caravans 12 Jun 14 Ch.59 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 60: Aftermath Jun 14 Ch.60 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 61: Leaving Genlet Jun 14 Ch.61 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 62: I'd Like To Make a Will Jun 14 Ch.62 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 63: Agreine (1 of 2) Jun 14 Ch.63 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 64: Agreine (2 of 2) Jun 14 Ch.64 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 65: Ten-Bloom Tea with the Mayor Jun 14 Ch.65 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 66: Break-in Jun 14 Ch.66 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 67: Inspectors Jun 14 Ch.67 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 68: A Place that Belongs to Me Jun 14 Ch.68 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 69: Night Market Pienplati (1) Jun 14 Ch.69 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 70: Night Market Pienplati (2) Jun 14 Ch.70 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 71: Night Market Pienplati (3) Jun 14 Ch.71 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 72: Between Night and the Dawn Jun 14 Ch.72 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 74: Fried Liver and a Glaive Jun 14 Ch.73 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 75: Walls are Made for Weapons ← Current Jun 14 Ch.74 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 76: Shyleaf Harvest Jun 14 Ch.75 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 77: An Excess of Students Jun 14 Ch.76 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 78: A Vital Milk Jun 14 Ch.77 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 79: The Price of Wine Jun 14 Ch.78 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 80: Are We Going Back? Jun 14 Ch.79 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 81: A Superlative Product Jun 14 Ch.80 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 82: Washing Clothes Jun 14 Ch.81 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 83: Mite and the Lament of an Apothecary Jun 14 Ch.82 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 84: Vague Plans Jun 14 Ch.83 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 85: Possibly A Good Influence Jun 14 Ch.84 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 86: Angering Blacksmiths Jun 14 Ch.85 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 87: Flight to Ecthys Jun 14 Ch.86 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 88: Welcome to Bluzand Jun 14 Ch.87 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 89: Touring with Clerks Jun 14 Ch.88 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 90: The Manager Tennar Jun 14 Ch.89 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 91: Renegotiation Jun 14 Ch.90 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 92: Joining Hands Jun 14 Ch.91 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 93: Trace Jun 14 Ch.92 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 94: Concerns in the Distance Jun 14 Ch.93 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 95: This Day is Not For Firsts Jun 14 Ch.94 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 96: An Inedible Dinner Jun 14 Ch.95 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 97: I'll Have to Trouble You Jun 14 Ch.96 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 98: Bright and Shadowed Morn Jun 14 Ch.97 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 99: A Meandering River Still Always Ends Jun 14 Ch.98 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 100: Ordinary Day Jun 14 Ch.99 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 101: He Who Lives Here Must Jun 14 Ch.100 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 102: Bone Soup with Likable Friends Jun 14 Ch.101 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 103: The Blessing Feast (1 of 3) Jun 14 Ch.102 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 104: The Blessing Feast (2 of 3) Jun 14 Ch.103 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 105: The Blessing Feast (3 of 3) Jun 14 Ch.104 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 106: Morning After Jun 14 Ch.105 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 107: Restraint and the Future Jun 14 Ch.106 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 108: Ecthys Aftermath (1 of 2) Jun 14 Ch.107 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 109: Ecthys Aftermath (2 of 2) Jun 14 Ch.108 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 111: Is This a Madman? Jun 14 Ch.109 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 112: Persuade Jun 14 Ch.110 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 113: The World, a Vicious Hussy Jun 14 Ch.111 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 114: Where are you? Jun 14 Ch.112 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 115: Filled Up Jun 14 Ch.113 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 116: Turning Wine and Tears Jun 14 Ch.114 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 117: Healing Jun 14 Ch.115 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 118: First Custom Product Jun 14 Ch.116 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 119: Dawn Wagon Ride Jun 14 Ch.117 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 120: The Guild Officer's Romance Jun 14 Ch.118 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 121: Successful Exchange Jun 14 Ch.119 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 122: Scyllarelis Jun 14 Ch.120 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 123: Another Near Death Experience Jun 14 Ch.121 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 124: Five-Greens Antidote Jun 14 Ch.122 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 125: Teaching Afternoon Jun 14 Ch.123 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 126: Snatching a Gaggle of Orchard-keepers Jun 14 Ch.124 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 127: Farm-wagon Negotiator Jun 14 Ch.125 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 128: A First Impression Jun 14 Ch.126 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 129: Beetle Table Woe Jun 14 Ch.127 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 130: Harvest Feast (1) Jun 14 Ch.128 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 131: Harvest Feast (2) Jun 14 Ch.129 The Slime Farmer - Chapter 132: Harvest Feast (3 End) Jun 14